Drew Grant

Writer, Editor, Videodrew

New York/Los Angeles

Drew Grant

A woman with a man's name and a penchant for movie trivia contests.


The lost chapters of “Harry Potter”

"Look," Dumbledore said, "If you'd like, we have a Flex Plan on the Slytherin account." Link to Story

Fan Fiction: A Date With Natalie Portman From ‘Black Swan’

Hi Nina, I’m Andrew. Nice to meet you. Your freaky, underminery friend here has told me a lot about you. Are you guys sisters?
Crushable Link to Story

A Bride On Acid Answers All of Your Trippiest Wedding Questions

Welcome to Jezebel's wedding advice column, written by a bride on very powerful hallucinogens.
Jezebel Link to Story

Bad Sex Advice From Drew Grant

The Toast does not endorse Drew’s advice, but you can email us if you have questions for her. Don’t, though. I love that my boyfriend has a close relationship with his parents, but going over to their house for the holidays? Not so much. They live out of town, so whenever we visit, we have to stay in his old room, and having his mom around 24/7 kind of kills our sex vibe.
The Toast Link to Story

‘The Babysitters Club’ By Bret Easton Ellis: Chapter 2

Without their carefully regulated diet of feelings, my family was on the verge of a major meltdown.
Crushable Link to Story

Fan Fiction: Alec Baldwin launches his mayoral campaign

Many of you know me as Alec Baldwin, the Academy Award-nominated actor who has starred in such productions as "Glengarry Glen Ross," "The Hunt for Red October" and that brief stint I did on "Will and Grace" back in 2005. If you are anywhere between the ages of 18 and 35, you might best know me as Jack Donaghy from NBC's must-see TV show "30 Rock." Link to Story

Scary stories: Ryan Gosling’s abs

Ryan Gosling stood in front of the mirror, shirt raised. Link to Story

Ralph Fiennes wasn’t in “Harry Potter”

What life would have looked like without Voldermort. Link to Story

The haiku of Sad Keanu

Life's bogus journey Will often reap no rewards Like doing Shakespeare Link to Story

The latest food war: Foodies vs. Trekkies

Virginia Heffernan's Op-Ed for the New York Times yesterday revealed a secret rivalry brewing between foodies and techies. Link to Story

Donald Trump’s “Today” interview: What you didn’t see

His skin was the color of an Oompa-Loompa, and his hair ... there was something very unpleasant about this man's hair. Link to Story

‘The Affair’ Fan Fiction: A Transcript of Noah Solloway’s Police Statement

Well detective, I hope this helps solves that accident non-crime you’re so worried about.
The New York Observer Link to Story


Drew Grant


My name is Drew Grant, and everything you've heard about me is a lie. Sure I was the founder of The New York Observer's successful television vertical, tvdownload, as well as the Arts & Entertainment editor of the publication, but reports of me losing our ASME Awards in an unlicensed Queens poker room are greatly exaggerated.

And while I am known for the breadth of my pop culture expertise, leading to appearances at Comic-Con, New York Television Festival, WGA panels and an episode of Law & Order: SVU, I have never been approached by an administration–past or present– requesting that I become the first American Ambassador of Global Streaming Content.

Yes, I have produced leading content for outlets such as Forbes, Maxim, Cosmopolitan, The A.V. Club, McSweeney's, Salon and many others; however 'Powerblogger' is no longer an acceptable substitution for my preferred 'Ms.' prefix.

While I do pride myself on scouting and editing incredible talent– having worked with over 120+ writers thanks to the freelancer contributor models I've implemented at The Observer and as Managing Editor of RealClearLife–the speculation that I secretly funded any J-school incubators as a way to guarantee 'first-dibs' on the next generation of incoming journalists is fake news.

In summary, don't believe everything you read about Drew Grant, except for the part where she is an experienced writer and editor, specializing in entertainment, pop culture, arts, lifestyle and journalism.

I currently live on Earth, where I am always looking for ways to transform the media landscape.



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  • social media
  • editing
  • writing